May 2009
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How to seduce a friend who has a boyfriend and... →
So, you’re in love with one of your friends, but she has a boyfriend and probably wouldn’t have sex with you anyway.
What you will need: 1 x knife, 1 x ring, access to a sunbed, the ability to grow a beard.
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Step 8: When she asks you what’s happened you should ignore her questions. Instead you must act confused and ask the date. If it’s September 15th she will...
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