Someone just called my house at 6:20am

  • Me: Hello?
  • Her: Are you up yet?
  • Me: Err... what?
  • Her: You have to get up.
  • Me: I'm sorry, can I ask who this is?
  • Her: Oh my God. Oh my God. I am. So. Sorry. I must have dialed the wrong number.
  • Me: Oh. Well, that's alright.
  • Her: Quick! Go back to bed!