emptyslate asked: The wedding quickly approaches...

counting on a brilliant duo-best-men speech.

Backstory:  My best friend Mike is getting married in Chicago at the end of July, and I’ll be co-best-manning with our friend Rob.

I honestly can’t believe that it’s only a few months away!  Despite the fact that your brother has been acting more like a bride than a groom (don’t tell him I said that!) things have gone pretty smoothly - the bachelor party is planned for the most part, and Rob and I have our travel schedules worked out. The one thing that I really need to start thinking about is the speech. Considering that there will probably be at least 300 people in attendance, the pressure is on.  On that note, if anyone has any suggestions, laissez-moi savoir.